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Version: 1.2.0
Check: examples
Result: ERROR
Running examples in ‘cowsay-Ex.R’ failed
The error most likely occurred in:
> base::assign(".ptime", proc.time(), pos = "CheckExEnv")
> ### Name: say
> ### Title: Sling messages and warnings with flair
> ### Aliases: say think
>
> ### ** Examples
>
> say()
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< Hello world! >
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< what >
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|| ||> say("time")
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< 2025-09-16 15:16:19.366535 >
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> say("who you callin chicken", "chicken")
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< who you callin chicken >
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/` /` [nosig]> say("ain't that some shit", "poop")
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< ain't that some shit >
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(____\ ___)) [nosig]> say("icanhazpdf?", "cat")
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< icanhazpdf? >
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==) ^Y^ (==
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)=*=(
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\_)> say("boo!", "pumpkin")
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< boo! >
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; /_| |_\ ;
; |\ /| ;
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\ ''---.....--'' /
''*-.,_______,.-*' [nosig]> say("hot diggity", "frog")
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< hot diggity >
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> # Vary type of output, default calls message()
> say("hell no!")
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< hell no! >
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Warning in say("hell no!", type = "warning") :
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< hell no! >
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> say("hell no!", type = "string")
[1] "\n __________ \n< hell no! >\n ---------- \n \\\n \\\n\n ^__^ \n (oo)\\ ________ \n (__)\\ )\\ /\\ \n ||------w|\n || ||"
>
> # The hypnotoad
> say(by = "hypnotoad")
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< All Glory to the HYPNO TOAD! >
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> # Trilobite
> say(by = "trilobite")
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< Hello world! >
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> # Shark
> say("Q: What do you call a solitary shark\nA: A lone shark", by = "shark")
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< Q: What do you call a solitary shark A: A lone shark >
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> # Buffalo
> say("Q: What do you call a single buffalo?\nA: A buffalonely", by = "buffalo")
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< Q: What do you call a single buffalo? A: A buffalonely >
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> ## Don't show:
> if (rlang::is_installed("fortunes")) (if (getRversion() >= "3.4") withAutoprint else force)({ # examplesIf
+ ## End(Don't show)
+ # Using fortunes
+ library(fortunes)
+ say(what = "fortune")
+ ## you don't have to pass anything to the `what` parameter if `fortune` is
+ ## not null
+ say("fortune", "spider")
+ say("fortune", "facecat")
+ say("fortune", "behindcat")
+ say("fortune", "smallcat")
+ say("fortune", "monkey")
+ say("fortune", "egret")
+ say(fortune = 10)
+ say(fortune = 100)
+ say(fortune = "whatever")
+ say(fortune = 7)
+ say(fortune = 45)
+ # Clippy
+ say(fortune = 59, by = "clippy")
+ ## Don't show:
+ }) # examplesIf
> library(fortunes)
> say(what = "fortune")
_________________________________________________________
/ The phrase "does not work" is not very helpful, it can \
| mean quite a few things including: * Your computer |
| exploded. * No explosion, but smoke is pouring out the |
| back and microsoft's "NoSmoke" utility is not |
| compatible with your power supply. * The computer |
| stopped working. * The computer sits around on the |
| couch all day eating chips and watching talk shows. * |
| The computer has started picketing your house shouting |
| catchy slogans and demanding better working conditions |
| and an increase in memory. * Everything went dark and |
| you cannot check the cables on the back of the computer |
| because the lights are off due to the power outage. * R |
| crashed, but the other programs are still working. * R |
| gave an error message and stopped processing your code |
| after running for a while. * R gave an error message |
| without running any of your code (and is waiting for |
| your next command). * R is still running your code and |
| the time has exceeded your patience so you think it has |
| hung. * R completed and returned a result, but also |
| gave warnings. * R completed your command, but gave an |
| incorrect answer. * R completed your command but the |
| answer is different from what you expect (but is |
| correct according to the documentation). |
| |
| There are probably others. Running your code I think |
| the answer is the last one. Greg Snow R-help April |
\ 2012 /
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________________________________________________________
/ Duncan Murdoch: Others need to run under ESS. Francois \
| Pinard: While this is a good things for Emacs lovers, |
| the requirement is rather unwelcome for pagans! :-) |
| Duncan Murdoch and Francois Pinard on the availability |
\ of command completion R-help May 2006 /
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\_\\ //_/
.'/()\'.
\\ // [nosig]> say("fortune", "facecat")
_________________________________________________________
/ See pages 45 and 46 of V&R's S PROGRAMMING for a \
| definitive discussion of how to do this. (Confession: I |
| treat anything that V&R say as definitive). Berton |
| Gunter in reply to the question how to parse a '...' |
\ function argument R-help June 2005 /
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\
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/\ /\
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U [nosig]> say("fortune", "behindcat")
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/ R is wonderful, but it cannot work magic. Rolf Turner \
| answering a request for automatic generation of 'data |
\ from a known mean and 95% CI' R-help October 2011 /
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(_(> say("fortune", "smallcat")
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/ So, with the item in the original query: \
| |
| if (x<-3) do_something; |
| |
| if they wrote it as |
| |
| if (x<(-3)) do_something; |
| |
| there would be no problem (and no doubt about what went |
| with what). Of course in complicated expressions this |
| could induce an episode of ocular lispopia, but apart |
| from that it's safe! Ted Harding about potential |
| confusion between assignment and comparisons with |
\ negative numbers R-devel August 2010 /
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\
/\_/\
( o.o )
> ^ < [nosig]
> say("fortune", "monkey")
_________________________________________________________
/ Tony Plate: There looks to be a typo in the R-exts \
| manual: [...] Peter Dalgaard: 'svn blame' tells me that |
| this was Brian's addition in rev.35362 [...] Brian D. |
| Ripley: I prefer 'svn praise' myself. Peter Dalgaard: |
| Or 'svn annotate'. I think it depends on what I'm |
| looking for, plus the risk that the author |
| (perpetrator, contributor) might be me... Tony Plate, |
| Peter Dalgaard, and Brian D. Ripley about a typo in the |
\ documentation R-devel April 2007 /
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'-- "--' '--'> say("fortune", "egret")
_________________________________________________________
/ It's not meant for sampling weights. It's meant for \
| precision weights. How best to include sampling weights |
| in mixed models is a research problem at the moment, |
| but you can rely on getting the wrong answer if you |
| just use the weights= argument. Thomas Lumley in |
| reponse to a question about specifying sampling weights |
\ in lme4 R-help January 2012 /
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~~`~`> say(fortune = 10)
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/ Overall, SAS is about 11 years behind R and S-Plus in \
| statistical capabilities (last year it was about 10 |
| years behind) in my estimation. Frank Harrell (SAS |
\ User, 1969-1991) R-help September 2003 /
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(oo)\ ________
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|| ||> say(fortune = 100)
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/ I'm not sure I'd trust any computer recommendation from \
| 1976, no matter how famous the authors are. Peter |
| Dalgaard after Samuel Edward Kemp cited a |
| recommendation about nonlinear least squares computer |
\ programs from 'Box-Jenkins, 1976' R-help January 2005 /
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(oo)\ ________
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||------w|
|| ||> say(fortune = "whatever")
_________________________________________________________
/ Tom Backer Johnsen: I have just started looking at R, \
| and are getting more and more irritated at myself for |
| not having done that before. However, one of the things |
| I have not found in the documentation is some way of |
| preparing output from R for convenient formatting into |
| something like MS Word. Barry Rowlingson: Well whatever |
| you do, don't start looking at LaTeX, because that will |
| get you even more irritated at yourself for not having |
| done it before. Tom Backer Johnsen and Barry |
\ Rowlingson R-help February 2006 /
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\
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(oo)\ ________
(__)\ )\ /\
||------w|
|| ||> say(fortune = 7)
____________________________________________________
/ What we have is nice, but we need something very \
| different. Robert Gentleman Statistical Computing |
\ 2003, Reisensburg June 2003 /
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\
\
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(oo)\ ________
(__)\ )\ /\
||------w|
|| ||> say(fortune = 45)
_________________________________________________________
/ It seems to me against the spirit of Open Source \
| software to attempt to monitor distribution. We could |
| ask R to 'call home' on first use (in the way e.g. pine |
| does) but I suspect many users would find that |
| objectionable. Brian D. Ripley in a discussion about |
| trying to estimate the number of R users R-help April |
\ 2004 /
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\
\
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(oo)\ ________
(__)\ )\ /\
||------w|
|| ||> say(fortune = 59, by = "clippy")
________________________________________________________
/ Let's not kid ourselves: the most widely used piece of \
| software for statistics is Excel. Brian D. Ripley |
| 'Statistical Methods Need Software: A View of |
| Statistical Computing' Opening lecture RSS 2002, |
\ Plymouth September 2002 /
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\___/ GB> ## End(Don't show)
> ## Don't show:
> if (rlang::is_installed("rmsfact")) (if (getRversion() >= "3.4") withAutoprint else force)({ # examplesIf
+ ## End(Don't show)
+ library(rmsfact)
+ say("rms", "rms")
+ ## Don't show:
+ }) # examplesIf
> library(rmsfact)
> say("rms", "rms")
________________________________________________________
/ Vendor lock-in is when vendors lock themselves inside \
\ of a building out of fear of Richard Stallman's wrath. /
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> ## End(Don't show)
> ## Don't show:
> if (rlang::is_installed("jsonlite")) (if (getRversion() >= "3.4") withAutoprint else force)({ # examplesIf
+ ## End(Don't show)
+ # Using the catfacts API
+ library(jsonlite)
+ say("catfact", "cat")
+ ## Don't show:
+ }) # examplesIf
> library(jsonlite)
> say("catfact", "cat")
Warning in open.connection(con, "rb") :
cannot open URL 'https://catfact.ninja/fact': HTTP status was '429 Unknown Error'
Error in open.connection(con, "rb") :
cannot open the connection to 'https://catfact.ninja/fact'
Calls: <Anonymous> ... parse_and_simplify -> parseJSON -> parse_con -> open -> open.connection
Backtrace:
▆
1. ├─(if (getRversion() >= "3.4") withAutoprint else force)(...)
2. │ └─base::source(...)
3. │ ├─base::withVisible(eval(ei, envir))
4. │ └─base::eval(ei, envir)
5. │ └─base::eval(ei, envir)
6. └─cowsay::say("catfact", "cat")
7. └─jsonlite::fromJSON(catfact_api)
8. └─jsonlite:::parse_and_simplify(...)
9. └─jsonlite:::parseJSON(txt, bigint_as_char)
10. └─jsonlite:::parse_con(txt, bigint_as_char)
11. ├─base::open(con, "rb")
12. └─base::open.connection(con, "rb")
Execution halted
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